Scrumdiddlyumptious!
Year 3 - St Kentigern's
Nonsense Poems
We have created some nonsense poems using some nonsense words for different foods. Can you spot any?
Scrumdiddlyumptious
by Allyza
Today on my plate
I had stinky sneeze witch made me faint.
The fries we had kept on saying lies
The pies shot out lots of cries.
For desert we had jelly in a welly
It was kind of smelly.
Then we had some onions
With some funions.
They chopped it so fast
Mr bean was the last.
Food, food, food beautiful food!
Food, food, glorious food
by Bonita
Food, food, glorious food
I like cholate with ice cream when I’m in the mood.
I have pips and list and leas for my birthday.
I have vomage and host and feeas.
I have lase with date.
Tomorrow I am going to have
Food of the week
by Casey
Food ,food glorious food
I love grilled shegg when I ‘m in the mood
I also like a shack a roon
We doe not like russel crouts
On a Monday night I have rosted slobbages .
Tuesday night I have spicy slop soap.
Wednesday night I have
Vomages .Thursday night I have fish lies. Friday night
I have sneeze sandwich . Saturday night I have
Blue eggs on toast . Sunday night I have scrambled
Insta for drink I have blood and eye balls for dessert
I have poo ice cream.
Scrumdiddlyumptious
by Evie
In the cupboard there was loads of delicious things.
I opened the cupboard everything fell on me bing.
The clock started to go my mum shouted dinner
Hot green wall tonight. I came down stairs boom
123 I turned on the light. I came in the kichen
Steaming hot there it was the greatest dinner
It was something bite. The next night we went to shop.
Blackpool Food
by Gracie
Food,food,food golorious food
While were in the mood
A plate of sunion
With a sprinkle of zunion.
In boggy land you will see
A boggy monster that mosters eat.
In boggy land you will see
A horror monster with corer peaches
eat them on the beaches.
I like prouts with a bit of pake
With a smoothy dovey wich tastes like besses.
I love chopped glump with sprouts.
A glass of orange juice at the side.
I like a glass of prizza smoothy.
I like frish and ships on the shoure of Blackpool beach we all love Blackpool doughnut.
Nonsense poem
by Jac
Food food food glorious food
I like cooked sollygolly when I am in happyway
Nice lovely cheese burger for tea
I also like dake when im in a mood
Food food yummy food
Food food glorious food
Choclate ice cream
Gummy bears drinks
When im skeared I call daftbats
Food food glorious food
Food food food glorious food
Ice cream choclate
Wine gums and sweets yum yum
Lovely food
by James
I have had lots of food in my life.
But nothing like this it was a vilabow.
I loved it I tallerbowed around the room.
Soup poop is delicious.
I like sausage with buble gum
Glorious food
by Paige
Food food food glorious food.
I like mash when I am in the mood.
When I eat cheese it taste like glumpy.
When I eat my sprouts I think there are bunchy.
I like cheese with bees.
When I eat my glumpy and bumpy cheese it makes my bub go pop.
When I eat my spekty I call it pecky.
I like to eat stuff lumpy.
I don’t like stuff jumpy.
When I eat my custard I call it bustard.
I like soup but it was goggy soup.
I like mash and chopped toot.
I like to eat my fish but I call it bish.
Food, Food, Glorious Food
by Thomas
Food, Food, Glorious Food
I Love Noseges
When they’re stewed
The fire is cookin natchos
While I suck my fat toes
I sell some catches and sell some staches